This is what you call a girl when your with your homeboys. Its used to signify how Bad AF a chick is and is a huge compliment to the girl your talking about.
" Aye bro, that b*tch is a Persian Potato! "
Compliment or backhanded compliment (depending on inflection) used between mates about facial grooming. To have a short, beautifully maintained beard, bordering on excessively maintained where not a hair is out of place.
My mate went to have a beard trim. He left looking like a Persian DJ
he smells like absolute shit and loves belly flops
We held our nose and gaged when Persian safai entered the room
To give a Persian Rug. The act of masturbating and spreading your sperm over you're gay partner's chest or back. Then using the sperm as an adhesive for sticking on your pubic hair.
Tom's Chest was hairy after sex because Jack gave him a Persian Rug
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A Persian Throne is achieved when the woman (or gay male) ingests a quantity of glitter.
meanwhile the man (who will be delivering the penis) shaves off his pubic hair and saves them in a suitable container for later.
After a few hours the one who ingested the glitter then receives anal intercourse. Which will result in a 'truffle butter' style fluid (combination of lube and excrement)
once this state is achieved the pre-cut pubic hair is then thrown onto the moist anus and surrounding area causing it to stick and creating a 'Persian Throne'
"wow, I gave the Mrs a Persian Throne last night... she fucking loved it!!"
"Hey , what did you do last night?"
"Well, i met up with my bae and after he was covered in truffle butter i gave him a Persian Throne. Best night ever!"
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Usually girls of Arab or Persian descent who state that they are virgins, but have sex via their anus.
"She is a persian virgin."
Meaning she keeps her vagina virginity, but has butt sex frequently.
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A sun-tanned choad with pubes that were dyed green.
"Did you see that Mike's Persian Pineapple?"
"No, it must have been like Spongebob and Patrick down there!"
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