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The act of damaging your vertabrae while performing oral stimulation upon yourself.
Tony got stuck in the shape of a pretzel while peyton manning his cock. He had to seek medical attention for a herniated disc in his neck.
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Surprising someone by pulling down your shorts and sitting on their face.
"Man I got a Peyton Manning today, It was the gluteus maximus, the rectum, the testicles and the area in between the testicles. And all that was on my face."
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When you shove noodles up your urethra, then use meatball anal beads.
Hey last night I went full Peyton pasta
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Peyton Keener’s are super honest, cute, funny, and have huge dicks.
“Look it’s Peyton Keener!”
“Look at him he’s so hot!”
“I should ask him out!”
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Ryan Peyton is the smartest and most awesome person you will ever meet. You should be honored to know or even see him.
Ryan Peyton is just too smart and awesome.
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A stunning sexual maneuver which can only be performed by a pro-style athletic type, much like the pro quarterback its named after. The move stems from what quarterbacks have done right before the hike during NFL games. It involves the female counterpart squatting over the man's genitals and acting as if his lob-on is a football awaiting to be hiked. The female then licks the tips of her fingers mimicking the quarterbacks that do the same before the hike to get their hands nice and lubricated. The female then yells "hike!" and the man lifts his lob-on into her awaking moist hands and she quote "goes to town on his dick with her hands" with and swift up and down motion. This will eventually lead to a touchdown for both players involved, where the seaman shoots into the female's face to metaphorically symbolize the Gatorade bath Peyton would receive upon throwing a game winning touchdown.
Can be also be referred to as getting "Payton".
- "The Peyton Manning is the best thing that has ever happened to football"
- Dude: "Hey bitch, would you like to play football with me?"
- Bitch: "Yes!! I love football!"
- Dude: "Well can you give me some Peyton Manning after?"
- Bitch: "I'll show you how to throw a spiral."
- "Man, I totally want to get some Peyton tonight."
- "I want to go all Peyton Manning up in his shit."
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A man, no god, who is basically jesus. he banged 50694 girls at a time and has tom brady on speed dial for butt raping. Peyton Manning did your mom. Yes you. YES, YOU, YOUR MOM AND PEYTON MANNING DID IT.
You:Hey did you see peyton MANNING play?
Your Mom: he did me!
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