Pilot job

Getting slapped in the face by a helicopter dick.

Johnny was getting a blow job, but he decided to give her a pilot job instead.

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Laydi Pilot

Innocence Slayer

"Laydi Pilot took me to Wendy's and then some"

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tortilla pilot

any mexican, central american, south american person

This neighborhood would be nice if there were not so many tortilla pilots living here.

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Car pilot

Other term for NASCAR driver. Very obscure term, usually only used by the most sophisticated of people.

"When I grow up I want to become the greatest car pilot in the world."

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RAAUS Pilot

An RAAUS pilot is some body who can’t fly for shit they generally kiss their sisters and always call turning wide base

He flys like shit he must be an RAAUS pilot

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Pilot Lighting

Refers to "pilot controlled lighting," often available at uncontrolled airfields and useful after dark, or under instrument conditions.

If you land at Treasure Coast International Airport after 0200z, click the mic five times to put the pilot lighting at medium intensity, so you can see the runway.

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Otto pilot

A German holiday maker in a resort with free buffet who returns until either they expire or the food runs out.

Normal Holiday maker 1 " Damn! Look at that German dude eat. He's on Otto pilot."

Normal holiday maker 2 " No shit. He's had to go and sit in the pool 'cause he can't support his own weight! "

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