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Ping Gate is the term coined by residents of the U.K. who have been forced into using the useless Tory COVID-19 app and who have “pinged” by said app to isolate, when not necessary.
This is causing much frustration to everyone trying to get a sense of normality back into their life.
BoJo: oh poppycock, I’ve been pinged to isolate.
Hancock; I’m glad I deleted the app after I sexually manipulated my staff to suck me off. Fucking ping gate.
To inject an illicit drug intravenously.
Grandma liked to sit out on the verandah and ping up morphine.
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when ones penis becomes erect as a result of thinking about people having sex.
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
Spencer- "hey guess what guys, when I think about sex my willy goes ping"
Rodger- "eww, willy ping!"
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A politically incorrect generic given name for a person of Asian ancestry.
Me: Upon leaving the laundromat, the clerk said, "Sank you most honorable man, come gain wheel soon."
Friend: What was her name?
Me: I don't know, Ping Pong?!?
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Cockney rhyming slang for "strong"
He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear sub. -Barfly Jack
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a game for those who want all the excitement and aspects of tennis without moving all that much.
unless you are amazing, then you stand 13 feet from the table and wail away at the ball and by some miracle the thing goes in.
kevin- hey, doug lets go play ping pong all day long so we can be awesome like those guys who can stand 13 feet from the table
doug-yeah ok!
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Welsh slang word meaning 'Microwave'
Welsh child: Dad, how do you reheat this?
Welsh Dad: Ohh, jsut shove it in the poppity-ping for a few minutes.
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