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Pipers like to dwell on old chat topics, and sometimes randomly bring them up for up to 30 minutes later when everyone is done discussing them. Piper enablers enable this regurgitation of old topics by responding to Pipers as if the comments they make are actually somewhat relevant, therefore sidetracking the chat on hand. A typical response to both Pipers and Piper enablers is "insert name here, whats you fucking problem?".
Random: Hendrix isn't the best
---30 minute timelapse---
Random2: Please identification this jazz fusion song!
Piper: Yeah, I do have to agree that Hendrix isn't the best
Piper enabler: Yeah, his guitar work was kinda sloppy and John Petrucci is so much better anyway. Dream Theaterzzzzzz 4 lyfe!!
Random2: Hey Piper enabler, WHATS YOU FUCKING PROBLEM?????
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Piper is a amazing human being and is so kind and helps so many people out and cares for everyone if you ever have a piper in your life you are so lucky and she is dating a boy named lev that treats her like the princess she is 🥺🥺🥺
OMG I WANT A PIPER ROCKELLE IN MY LIFE
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cheuvensitic, piccolo-playing bus passenger
The Pied Piper will make you say "please" later!
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A jaded, cynical, supposed journalist who writes bitter, self-exposing articles about what not to include in your wedding (because apparently she knows better.)
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To ugly to fuck? To fat to fuck? Just dont want to put forth the effort? Hit it Piper Style. Very loudly ejaculate into your hand and throw it on the person of question. You get your nut off and they still get the attention.
*chick* oh baby lemme get that...
*you* Aight then, suppose you can get it piper style...
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hot ass hell redhead with different coloured doe eyes, blue and purple, a complection as pale as the moon, perfect skin, nice abs, muscular but not unnatractive arms and legs, and a super fine ass.mixed accent of british, and austrailian with slight touch of finnish. incredible singer, can switch voice from christina aguilara to hard rocker to joss stone anytime
sexiest voice in world. fluent in 15 languages
supergenius hacker
nice chest
no one compairs to her
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While having sex with a chick on the beach you pull out just when your about to cum, dip it in the sand, then stick it back in.
Do it on the beach and pull out when your about to cum, dip it in the sand, then stick it back in grind away.
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