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cheuvensitic, piccolo-playing bus passenger
The Pied Piper will make you say "please" later!
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A jaded, cynical, supposed journalist who writes bitter, self-exposing articles about what not to include in your wedding (because apparently she knows better.)
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To ugly to fuck? To fat to fuck? Just dont want to put forth the effort? Hit it Piper Style. Very loudly ejaculate into your hand and throw it on the person of question. You get your nut off and they still get the attention.
*chick* oh baby lemme get that...
*you* Aight then, suppose you can get it piper style...
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hot ass hell redhead with different coloured doe eyes, blue and purple, a complection as pale as the moon, perfect skin, nice abs, muscular but not unnatractive arms and legs, and a super fine ass.mixed accent of british, and austrailian with slight touch of finnish. incredible singer, can switch voice from christina aguilara to hard rocker to joss stone anytime
sexiest voice in world. fluent in 15 languages
supergenius hacker
nice chest
no one compairs to her
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While having sex with a chick on the beach you pull out just when your about to cum, dip it in the sand, then stick it back in.
Do it on the beach and pull out when your about to cum, dip it in the sand, then stick it back in grind away.
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A short white bitch; she comes from a foreign place and fucks up were ever she lands; she hoes around sucking the soul outta tall guys; she kinda ugly and guys use her for ass n tits
Q : Who's that girl who jumps from friends group to friend ground in shearch of hoeing a hot guy? A : That's piper obviously
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A colloquial term used to describe homosexuals, usually of the male variety. Depending on the context and usage it can range from being nearly euphemistic to extremely derogatory.
Man 1: Man, I don't know how I feel about Dumbledore being gay...
Man 2: Yeah dude, he's a fucking tail piper, it blows my mind.
Girl 1: Man, did you know Elton John way gay?
Guy 1: Yeah, what a f***ing tail piper.
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