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A man who fucks his ex girlfriend that fucked with him while they were dating.
Guy 1: Shit, you fucked your ex in Disney, didn’t she mess you up?
Guy 2: Haha, yea.
Guy 1: Damn you’re a fuckin pipe slinger!
'Striking the Pipe' is the art of masking one's fart with a louder noise to avoid detection, named after Andy Dufresne in the Shawshank Redemption striking the sewer pipe when the thunder hit. Stealthfart.
I really needed to fart, but it was neither the time nor the place, so I waited for an opportunity to STRIKE THE PIPE
An exhaust pipe on a car in which the circumference of the pipe is ridiculously large and obnoxiously loud and high-pitched. The sound consists of how a turbocharged weed wacker would sound. Usually found on older Japanese cars, or "ricer" cars in general.
Hey man, look how that dude thinks his car is fast with his ricer pipe. What a shame.
To bang (if given the chance) or if given the chance, they wouldn't take it.
The new smash or pass.
Matt: hey see that chick over there...?
Jose: yeah what about her?
Matt: pipe or swipe?
Jose: oh definitely pipe!
a girl you frequently dream about having sexual intercourse with. I.E. piping.
John: yo Tommy who’s your dream pipe?
Tommy: Kristine bro she’s smokin’
When a female receives the male member into her vaginal orifice in a repeted thrusting motion. Like if you were cleaning a pipe.
Yo that slimmy is so fine I can totally see her getting piped by yours truely.
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