soft plan

The gist of what will occur, or a guess for what an activity will entail

"I'm not exactly sure what we are going to do tonight, but the soft plan is to drink wine, chat, and maybe run a train on your mom."

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Data plan

A thing that doesn't let you watch YouTube or check Instagram at all because your on a family share plan and you only get a gig, or you have really slow service and one website uses up like half your data

I can't check any of my posts because of my stupid data plan!!!

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Pastry plan

A life plan that is unsure/flakey

Are we really going to do this or is it just a pastry plan?

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God's Plan

God's Plan is a video game ritual mostly in R6. It is done when you blow someone with a C4 (mostly teammates) and than say "God's Plan". This ritual was invented by PucamZa5000evra

'Imma bout to blow this mother f*cker up.'
'GOD'S PLAN!!!'
*throws C4 and explodes teammate

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soild plans

to make plans that no one can back out of.

mercy: we need to make solid plans.
paige: how about tomorrow?
mercy: yeah ok but i dont wanna hear you say you cant at the last second.
paige: thats why they are going to be soild plans.

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Simple Plan

possibly the biggest, most gaping no talented, monotone vaginas with guitars;

simple plan can quit bitching about their tough lives and get music lessons.

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simple plan

A French Canadian band (French Canda, the worse kind of Canada) that mopes about how hard it is to be white and upper-middle class. Fuelled by teen angst and armed with extremely bad talent.

Simple Plan band member:
"You never understand me mum and dad, im going to play my guitar on the roof."
Dad of Simple Plan band member:
"But it's raining outside."
Simple Plan band member:
"Good!" *runs of sobbing with his hands in the air*

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