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really really bored. (coined the phrase btw)
every time I go to English I'm board as PLANK
The smallest span of time able to be measured according to physics.
Dude1: "Did you know that plank time is the smallest span of time able to be measured according to physics? I learned it from urban dictionary."
Dude2: *BITCHSLAP* "You are such a worthless tool."
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The act of laying on your back with your arms to your side atop any creation known to man.
Say bo did u see that dude reverse planking that stripper last night?
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A Golden plank occurs when someone is given the opportunity to perform a simple action. However, instead of completing said action they metaphorically shit the bed.
Did you see Leigh golden plank that shot on goal? What a fuckhead.
If someone is a plank then they're a bit slow or dense at the best of times; not the sharpest tool in the shed as the saying goes. If they r a chief plank then thats the next level of stupidity.
That bloke is the chief of all planks, what is he like?!
This geezer is as thick as two short planks, what a tit?!
When one individual proceeds to lie naked in-between two other naked individuals in a rigid horizontal state, creating a sandwich of naked individuals.
Dude 1: Dude, did you manage to bone both of those chicks last night?
Dude 2: Nah we were all wasted so we just ended up sandwich planking, i was the filling though so was still pretty sweet
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plank owner
Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship.
Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.
Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of the great shit lollipop, Iraq.
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