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the plant we must pray to every time we smoke DANK ASS WEED!
dude i smoked weeeeeeeed after i bowed to the DANK PLANT!
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The fine and precise art of landing ones face into the ground , floor , or concrete usually by act of sporting stupidity or by natural means of clumsiness .
That dumb bitch done face-planted his shit hard .
Nice face plant you stupid fucking idiot..
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A procedure carried out by vegans when the host releases his "seed" onto a plant species of any type which does include trees but not to be confused with tree hugging. The procedure is viewed as a way of reproduction by the religion of veganism. Once the procedure has ended, the host chants a speech of creating the "plantant", a superior gender and specie that will eventually outgrow the population of humans and take the planet and rid it of all that is seen as a sin in the eyes of veganism. Unfortunately, the plant doesn't survive once the load has dropped and it has an overdose of hormones. Theoretically, the planet should have some sort of reaction to the hormones. Trees are rarely used in this procedure.
"Yeah yeah my mate vegan Jim did a tad bit of plant cumming the other day but he died of exposure before the police could beat him to death from public nudity"
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you want to fuck a cactus
"Hi i just wanted to let you know that i am plant sexual"
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One of the greatest rock vocals ever, outclassed only by the likes of Freddie Mercury and Jeff Buckley.
Robert Plant sang the emotional numbers "Since I've Been Loving You," "Stairway to Heaven," and "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You."
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