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a short ugly dick in my vagina. see defintion #2 pond
The guy at the bar looked pretty hot but the 'pug in my pond' that night was less than memorable.
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To live a pure bred hockey lifestyle, doing good for your community and the greatest sport on earth.
Why would I want to be a gongshow when I could be Pure As Pond Ice?
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Commonly used in the field of medicine especially EMS
To be dying or on the brink of death.
By the time we got there she was sucking pond water.
If he doesn't start managing his blood sugar one day we're going to get a call to check on him and he's going to be sucking pond water when we get there.
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Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital is a full-service poop medical facility, located in Branford, CT . The professional and courteous staff at Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital seeks to provide the best possible medical care, surgical care and dental care for their highly-valued poops. They are committed to promoting responsible poop ownership,by education and example and quality preventative health care for their clients' poops and turds. Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital strives to offer excellence in Poopinary care to Branford, CT and surrounding areas.
My shart has been pooping blloody diarrhea for 7 days! I better call Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital and make an appointment with Dr. Farter right away!
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When someone is the most skilled at an activity out of a relatively small or otherwise novice group of individuals in regards to said activity. Often used to denote that the "big fish" is not as skilled as those inside of the "small pond" would make it appear. Commonly used as an insult to the person being described.
Jim: I am the smartest one in my class!
Hank: Yeah, but you go to community college so... big fish small pond.
Sally: Laqueesha is the best prostitute I know!
Susan: That's because she lives in Old Lyme. If she lived in Compton she wouldn't be in the big fish small pond scenario.
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To poo; the act of taking a shit.
In the morning, after a bran muffin and a couple of cups of coffee, I really get the urge to drop the kids off at the pond.
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When someone screws a girl or guy with their big toe
I see the girl come storming out of the room with a guy behind her. Mason what did you do? I suprised that bitch with my special move the white pond sink plug and she didnt like it too much she just flipped out.
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