A person who dumps a very long string of crap.
Kyle: Hey, I took a term pooper yesterday.
Chris: How?
Kyle: I continuously crapped out a long string of feces. This came after I ate a really big supreme pizza.
Chris: I want to try doing that someday.
A person that barricades themselves in a restroom stall during work hours avoiding work
"Hey i think Manny is a dead pooper, the door to the bathroom has been locked and I think he's dead in there."
Someone who has so much anal sex that when they take a shit, the cum in their ass holds their butt cheeks together like a powerful adhesive and prevents then from properly disposing of the fecal waste.
"God damn that guy is fuckin gay" - Male 1
"I know! He must be a glue pooper." - Male 2
When some one takes a crap on a glass coffee table and you lay underneath and watch.
After giving her a ShockerSanchez, she got on the table and gave me a Pooper Snooper!
A person who snoops at poop in the lawn. Most likely dogs but possibly humans to. They like poop, pee, and vampires nuts. If you ever meet a pooper snooper you will probably get poop chucked at you. Never get to close you could get buried in poop!
Hey did you see that pooper snooper sniff that turd!?
A sad pooper is a person who while sitting on the toilet, appears sad with their head in their hands.
When I opened an unlocked stall, I realized that my coworker is a sad pooper.
Someone that poops multiple times per day
"Why is John always going to the bathroom when we hang out?"
"Oh, he's just a poly pooper"