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After taking a huge dump, you immediately put your head in the bowl, cover it with a towel, and breathe until you puke or pass out.
I've been doing my own porcelain gas chambers lately but yesterday I was lucky and my friend Billy let me use his after he had taco bell for lunch.
Bathroom, restroom, lavatory. Any room containing a toilet and a sink.
He has such a low tolerance for alcohol that one beer will send him running to the Room of Porcelain Fixtures.
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Occurs when one (usually male) aims for the brown stains left from a previous user in a public restroom, in order to avoid misplaced blame for having made them.
Bro, I totally had to pressure wash the porcelain in that bathroom. There was a hottie waiting in line behind me.
When a person farts loudly before pooing. The noise is amplified by the hollow bowl of the toilet.
After a long night competitive beer drinking, i awoke to my roomate playing the porcelain trumpet.
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Function: Verb
Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material.
1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess)
Don't ever eat at KFC unless you need to be praying at the Porcelain Altar.
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Whyte gurls wanting to sound not as whyte
Girl 1. "Omg Angelica has such nice porcelain skin"
Girl 2. "*Whyte"
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1. verb. violently vomiting into a toilet bowl, sink or bathtub - "europe" is onomatopoeic for vomiting loudly and/or violently.
Hey mate, how'd you pull up this morning?
Fuck dude, I was barking europe at the porcelain for so damn long I tore some capillaries in my throat and my girlfriend had to drive me to hospital.
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