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racist term used to degrade other races or just pertaining to a frickin lazy guy.
you lazy porch monkey get your ass back to work
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smear your dick in icy hot and then proceed to fuck her up the ass.
she was walking funnny after the scorched porch?
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A knuckle dragging, mentally deficient bouncer/security at a bar, pub or club
be nice to the porch monkeys otherwise you will get your head kicked in.
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A Amish rocking chair with a rocket engine
The only way to achieve space flight without electricity is with a porch rocket
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This is not a racist term im taking it back it doesnt mean nigger or refer to black ppl in anyway its just a person that chills on there porch alot so stop being a faget and thinking porch monkey is bad. Im takin it back porch monkey 4 life
John Smith sit on his porch all day he really is a porch monkey
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It's someone who yells at you or indulges in other dickish behavior toward you from the safety of their porch.
Old man River is such a porch dick. We're not even near his lawn, the sidewalk is for EVERYBODY !!
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the magnificant art of when a male is lucky enough to be granted the oppertunity to explore the depths of a females poop chute.
also see, front-porching
me: watcha wanna do tonight? *giggles*
dan: mhmm, i was thinking maybe back-porching it baby *grins*
me: okay! i totaly agree!! *bends over*
dan: oh, i fucking love your leaky fish tank *winks*