Random
Source Code
Random
Kiki: I'm from Portland, guys.
Amanda: Is that in Hogwarts?
Katie: Isn't in Narnia?
The self-proclaimed capital of weirdness in the USA. Proud home of hipsters, stoners, fat people and fat stoned hipsters. The people pretend to care about the environment despite managing to turn a beautiful spot in the middle of forest, which was just about the prettiest place on earth, into a sea of giant concrete rectangles that reeks of air pollution. When you cross over the Columbia River to Washington, you immediately notice that the air gets cleaner, the rivers get bluer, and so do the skies. Overall the surrounding vicinities of Portland are a great place for kayaking, fishing and hiking. Enter the city itself at your own risk: it's basically a cheaper, shittier version of Seattle, but at least Seattle has the sea planes...
You know you've been in Portland for too long when you realize your waitress at a restaurant has an Adam's Apple.
A city in Oregon that used to be cool but now has lots of problems with drugs and homelessness
"Downtown Portland has lots of homelessness sadly"
A three way with two lesbians and a straight man.
I think those lesbians felt bad for me, I thought I had a chance for a ‘Portland three way’.
A fenthead or drug user most commonly found in Old Town Portland
“Portland dwellers stole my fucking dog and listed it on graigslist”
A fenthead or other drug user who roams the Portland streets terrorizing the public
“Portland dwellers stole my fucking dog and listed it on Graigslist”
The act of having intercourse with another man, usually while both are assuming the vertical position.
Dave: Yo, you're never gonna guess what I saw down by the boardwalk!
Sam: Was it two homeless dudes doing the Portland push-up?