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The self-proclaimed capital of weirdness in the USA. Proud home of hipsters, stoners, fat people and fat stoned hipsters. The people pretend to care about the environment despite managing to turn a beautiful spot in the middle of forest, which was just about the prettiest place on earth, into a sea of giant concrete rectangles that reeks of air pollution. When you cross over the Columbia River to Washington, you immediately notice that the air gets cleaner, the rivers get bluer, and so do the skies. Overall the surrounding vicinities of Portland are a great place for kayaking, fishing and hiking. Enter the city itself at your own risk: it's basically a cheaper, shittier version of Seattle, but at least Seattle has the sea planes...
You know you've been in Portland for too long when you realize your waitress at a restaurant has an Adam's Apple.
A three way with two lesbians and a straight man.
I think those lesbians felt bad for me, I thought I had a chance for a ‘Portland three way’.
A fenthead or other drug user who roams the Portland streets terrorizing the public
“Portland dwellers stole my fucking dog and listed it on Graigslist”
A fenthead or drug user most commonly found in Old Town Portland
“Portland dwellers stole my fucking dog and listed it on graigslist”
Portland High School located in Portland, MI is owned by Lansing Catholic High School in every sport
woah portland high school just got shit on by lansing catholic
Ejaculating onto a paintbrush then painting the ejaculate onto someone's face.
Chris, fired off some knuckle children onto a 3" paintbrush, because there was no place to put it. He then gave Derrick a "Portland Picasso"
by painting the contents of the brush on Derrick's face...while he slept, because there was no place to put it...
When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.
I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.