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When marijuana is vaporized, the THC and Cannabinoids are extracted from the plant material. The left-over marijuana that remains after is then called "Pre-Loved."
It is called "Pre-Loved" because the word "used" is a negative word and nobody wants to use a negative word to describe such an amazing plant.
"I think this Vapor bowl is done, I didn't get a hit at all..."
"Go ahead and clean it out and load up another one!"
"Where should I dump it at, just in this ashtray or the trash?"
"Fuck NO man! That Pre-loved still has THC in it that we can use to medicate with! You should dump it into the pre-loved jar instead!"
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"Pre Malone" is term used to define the previous version of someone or something. It first originated from the music artist, Post Malone.
Juan, "Jeff what happened to you? Where's the pre Malone?"
Jeff, "yeah things changed. I'm depressed now"
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The shirt(white tee or tank-top) you wear around the house before your ready to change into your real shirt for the night.
I was wearing my pre-shirt before on put on my Ed Hardy shirt to go to the clubs.
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When a potential future boyfriend or girlfriend openly rejects you or any chance of a relationship without even knowing you like them.
Him: Kate thinks you like me and i know that this isnt true.
Me: (but i do like you) oh that Kate...
Him: and besides we are just such good friends anyway that there's no way we could ever date!
Me: of course not! ( great a pre-rejection!!)
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Formal agreement between partners before they add a dog to the family.
Man: Well, if we ever decide to get a dog, we're going to have to sign a pre-pup first.
Woman: Yeah — Cuz if you ever break up with me, you'll never see that bitch again.
Man: Fine! But if she swallows some magnets and needs $1,500 in x-rays and surgery, she's getting the needle — and you'll never see that bitch again. That's the Darwin Award clause.
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PRE-DIVORCE
More commonly referred to as a Marriage, or getting married but with a variable and inevitable result in divorce. This is usually perpetuated by the female half, or fuck maker, by way of sabotage resulting in the PRE-DIVORCE maturing to a DIVORCE.
One could compare a PRE-DIVORCE to a CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT at a bank, except that rather than the inevitable fixed maturity date of the bank CD, the PRE-DIVORCE has an inevitable variable maturity date.
Also see: fuck maker
“The only way to make sure that little girl don’t make a fuck outta you, is not to let her con you into a PRE-DIVORCE. When the milk is free, never buy the cow!!!”
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The awkward stage of a relationship where the two individuals are spending a lot of time together but have not actually admitted that they are dating.
It is not necessarily a desirable state to be in.
Can also be used to describe two friends of the opposite sex who spend all their time together but who are not actually dating but may as well be. Should not be confused with friends with benefits.
Sandra: So are you and John together?
Jane: No, we're pre-dating at best.
Sandra: Oh...bummer.
Dara: What's up with Laura and Ed?
Anita: Oh, they're pre-dating.
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