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Prison Mike is first introduced in season 3, episode 9 of The Office. Prison mike is created by Michael in attempts to show everyone in the office that prison is indeed worse than working at dunder muffin. Prison Mike is essentially just Michael wearing a bandana.
Person 1: prison mike? What's the very very worst thing about prison?
Person 2: the worst thing about prison! Was the-- was the dementors! They-- they were flying all over the place and they were scary...and they'd come down and suck the souls outta your body and-- it hoyt!
Person 3: dem-dementors like in Harry Potter?
Person 2: no not in hawwy potter...
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When a person of the same sex sneaks up behind another person and then loudly sniffs the person, perferable from the base of the shirtline to the earlobe. Used to create that creepy guy on guy atmosphere within your workspace, great for new guys.
while Guy 1 is talking to his buddy guy 2 slinks behind and gives him a prison sniff.
Guy 1:........
Guy 2: *SNIFF!*
Guy 1:WTF! MAN! did you prison sniff me?!
Guy 2:And you smell Delicious
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A sexual position when the male is receiving felatio and the male ties the female's hair around the back of hsi buttocks
Yo man, that fat chick loves playing Cuban Prisoner
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A prison pillow is an annoying and extremely effeminate gay man. Often the man in prison who is used to vent other inmates sexual needs and they often do it willingly. Generally the stereotypical kind you see with the inverted shirt-bra and calling other men their "Boo" and acting catty to other gay men.
The kinda gay where they forget how to throw a punch and instead scream and try and scratch you with fake and awful glued on nails.
The Pillow is used due to the reference "If you are feeling hot you just flip it over."
Jesus christ Kyle. I get that you are gay but did you have to go out with such a prison pillow?
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Prison yard version of a ‘Wet Willy.’ But a Prison Willy skips using the finger (like a traditional Wet Willy) and uses a direct tongue to ear. It’s aggressive, wet and dirty. Like it would be in prison
Hector gave Todd a Prison Willy to claim him as his own.
When one person tackles your feet and another tackles your waist. Even the biggest, baddest dude it the pen is going down after that.
“Dude he’s twice your size.”
“So what? Let’s prison tackle his ass.”
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A place in which one can store many useful items such as: a shiv, drugs, a file, keys, a gold watch (like Butch's father). The term seems comes from trying to smuggle contraband into prison.
"Quick Bob, the cop is walking up to the window. Hide the shit."
"I don't have anywhere to hide it!"
"Use your prison backpack."