Poser Pro

(noun) one who not-so-convincingly overstates their personal experiences, usually in contrast to another's. He or she believes their story to be convincing beyond all measure.

see also, "One Upper"

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Me: "I used to love driving on the Autobahn when I was in Germany. I actually got my car up to 110 once. It scared the shit outta me."

PoserPro: "Yeah, I got my car up to 120 on the Thruway a few days ago and got a ticket. I need to go to court tomorrow."

Three days later...

Me: "So, how'd it go in court?"

Poser Pro (having forgotten his story): "Wha-??"

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pro combo

A very popular technique used in the multiplayer game series, Halo. This "combo" involves throwing a grenade at there feet to remove their shields partially or completely then shooting them in the head with a Magnum, Carbine, or Battle Rifle.

This is not to be confused with the "noob combo" which is shooting them with an overcharged plasma pistol and then shooting them in the face with a Magnum, Carbine, or Battle Rifle. The pro combo is much more common than the noob combo in the third Halo because of the large nurf that the plasma pistol received.

BOB: I was just about to die when my partner landed a grenade and finished off the pro combo with my BR.

JOE: Nice!

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Pro Whore

A woman or girl, who think its cool and bad ass or makes them hard by using their body for money whether, via, modeling, porn, stripping, etc.

A girl thinking its cool to be a vicious stripper who fucks dealers for cash and fronts and thinks there hard cus of it. Girls on model mayhem who thinks it makes them cool. porn stars. anyone who shares the idea of it being bad ass to these things for their income, and thinks there hard. these are pro whores. She thinks shes hard, and the shit, cus she strips.-pro whore. "shes a fuckin pro whore dude, fuck her..thinks shes all that"

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pro evowned

To be "Pro Evowned" is to suffer a bad defeat on Pro Evolution Soccer, to concede a stunning goal on Pro Evolution Soccer, or finally to miss scoring an easy goal on Pro Evolution Soccer.

The term combines the words "Pro Evo" (Shorthand for Pro Evolution Soccer) and "Owned".

Player 1: Haha, you just got Pro Evowned.
Player 2: :(

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Pro-vaxxer

Someone who recognises and understands the benefits of their children not dying from preventable diseases.

My child didn't die from measles, because I am a pro-vaxxer and vaccinated my children.

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pro-vaxxer

Someone who gets vaccines and vaccinates their kids because they’re not fucking dumb.

I’m a pro-vaxxer because I don’t want my child to die, Karen.

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Guitar Pro

The thing that I can't figure out to download some good song tabs.

Awesome Frostbite by Parkway Drive!!!!
AWWW WHAT THE FUCK I CANT GET THE TAB WITHOUT GUITAR PRO FUCK!!!!!!

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