Townie(PUG!!!)

I know alot has already been said about the townie, much of it refering to one perticular strain of them, or as i call them 'crack head pugs'. these are your townies who wear the burberry, fucked up nike 93's, blast tones on the back of the 363 all the way to pugs-ville and worship fiddy bent.ba ba bow. now, quite apart from the crack head pug/townie/kev etc is the straight up PUG. A pug is much more street than the townie and has many recognizable features. shox and mesh(big in the 04), a ten of peng pukka cronick sticky hench dench 1.7 10$ boodah at all times, listens to g rap ranging (all the way?!) from fiddy and wanks to maybe tupac. Pugs must stay absolutely kriss(neat) at all times, and even the slightest smudge on the k-swiss's sends them to the bin. One myth concerning pugs is that they only wear hoods.not true, as pugs have been known to wear sweatshirts. other pugs must haves are the lastest tones and an intimate knowledge of the sizes/shapes of car body's and rims(dazzles). some pug words......
blud/B/G/my man/my dan/cat/starsky/
blex=condom
tic/hench/peng/pukka/dench/=good
bits/dollaz/=sterling coins
misc.....init/snef/safe/what u saying b/iree/dat was raw/...........................if you see a pug just say YOW YA GOT A TEN?

grimey pug=london pug
sick pug=ruff, usually a dealer
straight up pug=blinged out, meshed out, hiked up wit the nikes, complete with a pitb
(((anyone notice other groups in society i.e townies, pugs, trance heads, frey skinhead bastards, avril lavigne-a-likes, busted punks, american punks,o.g punks,goths,nu metalers,skaters,r + b ho's, indie rockers, hard rock guys, townie rude gyals )))) peace,props to the dawgs safe cool.

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Pug Fuggly

Came about from Moe Sizlack a character from The Simpsons.

It means to a abnormal amount of ugly.

Moe "I've been called alot of things. Ugly, pug ugly, fuggly, pug fuggly"

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pug run

when you tuck your weiner inbetween your legs, arch you back and squeal while running in circles.

Hey bro last night at the party jon did the pug run in the middle of the living room

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Pug wash

To have one's penis cleansed using another mouth, pug wash Australian slang word

Michaela can you come pug wash my penis with your drool please honey cock penis mouth suck slurp drool

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Whack My Pug

N. Choke the chicken, manhandle the salami, whack off, spank the monkey, manually express semen, beat the meat, shake hands with your one-eyed best friend. To master your own domain.

"First thing I did when I got home was whack my pug. I swear I ain't never going to another cheer leading competition."

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Edgar Allen Pug

A special type of dog who lives with a sister pug named Maya and a the most famous guy on YouTube Pewdiepie.

pewdiepie: And my new dog's name is Edgar Allen Pug
He is a pug with black fur

Pug fuggin Muggly

When you spend twenty grand on your boobs and you should have spend fifteen grand on laser hair removal, lipo suction and braces.

Soldier 1- "Dude, did you see that girl?"
Soldier 2- "You mean the FIG-PIG!" (Ft. indiantown Gap PIG)

Soldier 1- "Yeah, that chick was pug fuggin muggly"

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