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One who furiously and agressivly munches and chomps on the pubes of another man or women
My friend Sandler is a dirty pube chomper.
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an alternative to the traditional playoff beard reserved for mostly female hockey fans. one such female can still retain hopes of getting laid and still show support for their favorite team.
--man pulls down woman's pants--
"wtf?! i thought you shaved?!"
woman responds: "take it easy. its just my playoff pubes"
Man: "sweeet"
--fornication insues--
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the transformation of your man-bush into a soap resivoir by rubbing shampoo, soap, or body wash in it, resulting in a thick lather.
i murdered my family, then cleansed their bodies with the tiniest bit of soap by way of the pube loofa.
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The pube fairy eats bogeys and shits out pubes in their place. Everyone wonders at some point in their life what happens to all the bogeys they flick and wipe all over the house, and why pubes pitch up everywhere for no reason at all. It's the pube fairy.
I'm feeling a tad peckish, where's that dirty bogey i wiped on the sofa last night? For fucks sake, that pube fairy bitch ate the bastard and shat out a ginger pube. Bang out of order.
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The hottest most sexual muppet of them all... Kermitt.... Also it can be a badass mother with a huge dangly cock.
Yo, that kermit wang is WACK??
Fuck me hard u pube muppet.
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The Yeti were a species of humanoid ape-like beings that lived in the Himalayan Mountain region of Tibet. The Yeti are also popularly known by the name Abominable Snowmen. Many can visualize what the Abominable Snowmen looked like by recalling the character from the classic Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer children's Christmas program. To picture Yeti pubes, imagine a guy with the same type of white, furry, unkempt hair in his pub region as the Abominable Snowman had all over his entire body. Stormy Daniels made this description famous in 2018 while describing the genital region of the fake illegitimate president Donald J. Trump, which she saw during their adulterous affair.
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart."
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A description originally used by a fan to describe the movie "Pirates" (the largest adult production in history). It means that the thing referenced is as good as having a girl shove your dick so deep that pubes are in her mouth.
This movie will choke it to the pube, and thats no bullshit.
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