pubic hair collecting

when you collect and keep pubic hair from lovers crotch

pubic hair collecting.my scale is a point system. the closer the hair come from the lips, the highter the number value. ie., hair from her lips are a 9 value, hair from the top of her hair line would be a 1 or 2. i use clear glass jars and mark the time date and woman received from

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pubic mountain

a large, fatty pubic mound

Things were going pretty good with my date last night until I discovered his pubic mountain.

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Pubic Hair of the Cranium

A term used to decribe the Jonas Brothers' hairstyle, which resembles pubic hair sprouting out of the scalp.

Emily: Nick Jonas totally has pubic hair of the cranium.

Tessa: Don't forget Kevin, too. But not Joe.

Emily: Oh no. He's got more of an Ellen DeGeneres hairdo going on.

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pubic hair tumbleweed

When you haven't cleaned your bathroom in so long that if there is a slight breeze pubic hair rolls across your floor.

It's so gross in my bathroom that there's pubic hair tumbleweed.

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pubic DEATH pimples

THIS IS A PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHEEZE WIZ

After attempting to shave ones pubic region with a FACERAZOR, one notices in horror while "smacking little johnny behind his German helmet and purple bulbous ear," "shimmying up and down the pole of love," or "touching ones self at night," that yesterday while taking a sensual shower the razor's unwanted blade caused irritation to the groin thus impregnating it with festering fireworks of pussy pimples.... as a result of poor hygiene the pimples become itchy, pussing little bitch devils of the pubis. God's final act of torture is the itchy chode!!!

EXAMPLES:
*me.
*bill clinton.
*barney the purple pedeophilic dino

The best remedy for said pubic DEATH pimples, is to mix cheese wiz and conola oil to a gooey batterey mixture, and to apply said mixture to crotch 2-3 times per day. trust me, it works. don't ask. if this doesn't work, you have genetal herpes, not Pubic DEATH pimples.

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pubic hair fire

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!

Pim: "Have you tried the new pubic hair removal treatment?"
Natasha: "What's that?"
Pim: "They set fire to your pubes..."
Natasha:"Pubic hair fire?"
Pim:"FIRE IN THE HOLE, BABY!!!" *hysterical laugh*

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Pubic Elephant Ears

When a male (or someone with a penis) trims their pubic hair in a way that makes the hair look like elephant ears and the penis look like the trunk.

That dude in the porno was rocking the pubic elephant ears.

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