cuntosaurus rex

Cranky, nasty tempered bitch, usually of advanced years.

Watch out for the HR rep, she's a real cuntosaurus Rex

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Prontosaurus Rex

Fastest dinosaur ever. Also an additional way of conveying a sense of urgency, rather than simply saying pronto.

Dude get over here, prontosaurus rex.

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Noobasauras Rex

To be a mega noob. To achieve this, you must be incredibly horrible at a game. These creatures tend to talk back in noob-like language unknown to normal humans

Samm3h:Wow i got a triple kill, woot
ZomgitzJacob(noob):OMFG I PWN4D U N00BZOR ROR ROR ROR, I R TEH L337 PWNAGE!
Game Voice talking to noob:Double kill!
Noob:ZOMG I R TEH PWNZOR 4 LYFE WOOTZO4! DOUBLE BEATS TRIPLE KILL ANY FKN DAY!
Samm3h: Noobasauras Rex!
*noob leaves game*

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T-Rexed

vb.

To be set upon by invasive action while sitting on the toilet; whether by someone banging on the door, peering through the gap in the door to the sitter's stall, etc. Reference to Jurassic Park scene where Gennaro (film, or Ed Regis in the book), is terrorized, then eaten by a T-Rex.

1. I hate taking a dump anywhere close to 2pm. I always get T-Rexed by that idiot who restocks the shit tickets.

2. The stall doors are always closed at the airport, so they always look full-up. I T-Rexed 3 guys before I found an empty seat.

3. Will you stop banging on the damn door? Dad already T-Rexed me a minute ago! I'll be done in a minute or two!

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Rizzasaurus Rex

Sai B is the definition of a Rizzasaurus Rex

"God damn hes pulling all the bitches"
-Andrew
"Thats Sai B right there the Rizzasaurus Rex"
-Tate

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chodasaurus Rex

1.When your dick is so short it reminds people of t-rex arms in proportion to your balls.

2. When somebody is being a real fistfuck dickstain and you need to express your eternal rage through dick related vocabulary.

1. Rylie: Oh my god Dan's dick is so short, it's like a chodasaurus rex!

2. Larry: HEY GUYS DO YOU LIKE SODA?
Other guys: How about beer?
Larry: I DON'T DRINK BEER ITS BAD FOR YOUR LIVER AND IT MAKES YOU DRIVE VERY BADLY

Other guys: Larry, sweet biscuitfucking christ, stop being such a chodasaurus rex and find some friends who don't believe that you pleasure yourself to the home and garden channel.

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douchebagasarus Rex

A abnormally large douchebag where douchebag is describing a person not the actual femine hygine product.

Person 1: I just burnt all that money you loant me on corndog porn!
Person 2: You said you were curing cancer! You fucking douchebagasarus Rex!

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