rain box

jailspeak for the shower

"When you come up on the deck, you gotta hit that rain box G!"

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Rain Coat

A term old people use for condoms

"sonny who uses rain coats?"

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Crusty Rain

The art of jizzing into a tissue, screwing it up into a ball and leaving for a few weeks to dry. The tissue is then unravelled over a victims head showering them in man crust

I gave a midget some of my crusty rain the other night. It went in her eye and she cried.

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rain flake

When rain drops fall so softly in a flakelike manner, not to be confused with sleet or frozen rain.

Can you feel the rain flakes on your skin? I can hardly tell if it's actually raining.

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Wild Rain

Noun. A term used for when you stand on a toilet seat and release feces from high above, thus making a large splash (or one dirty, dirty toilet seat).

I missed big time the other day when I was releasing some wild rain in the mall the other day.

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Rain Games

Doin it in the shower.

Hey baby let's go play us some rain games in the shower.

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Audrey Raines

A character on the popular FOX show "24". Works for her father, the Secretary of Defense James Heller. After splitting up from her husband Paul Raines, pursued a relationship with Jack Bauer. Was kidnapped by extremist terrorists who planned to execute her father on the internetm but was saved by Jack Bauer. Hates Jack a lot because he inadvertantly killed her ex-husband. Also a very whiny and annoying person.

See, Audrey? That's what happens when you date a guy who has had three out of his four love interests die.

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