ranch drunk

(adverb) (chiefly Australian) - The most intoxicated due to alcohol it is possible to get without the consequence of actual death, or, death related problems. Usually used as a static definitive reference point for intoxication.

Mike: "I was in the city last night"
Ross: "Yeah? Were you drunk?"
Mike: "Yeah, but i wasn't ranch drunk".

4👍 1👎

wrinkle ranch

A bar or lounge in which older women go to pick up younger men.

Last night I was feeling like an older woman so my buddy and I headed over to the wrinkle ranch to find some action.

11👍 6👎

Neverland Ranch

The act of inhaling a females fart, proceeded by taking a shot of urine while holding your breathe.

Hey girl! Wanna go to the Neverland Ranch?

8👍 3👎

Dude ranch

Place where dudes go to fuck

Hey David, wanna go to the dude ranch this weekend and have sex with many men?

33👍 26👎

legalize ranch

A movement that stands above the norm.
A battle cry those who are sick of the misrepresentation of beliefs.

Just got back from the abortion clinic, fidna head to the doctors office to get my forskin sowed back on legalize ranch

82👍 76👎

dude ranch

A ranch where stock-brokers etc. go to visit and pay to play at being cowboys.

dude ranch is full of pricks

55👍 49👎

Southwest Ranches

Southwest Ranches, Florida is just south of Weston. It's full of horses, dogs, and red necks.

Southwest Ranches is a giant plot of empty land and red necks.

8👍 4👎