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Voyager Golden Record

Literally 2 golden records that were sent into outer space by NASA in 1977. They were sent incase some sort of extra terrestial life is out there. One containing audio such as greetings and music and the other containing 116 images of what earth and humans are like. The Golden Record Committee did however choose not to include images of war, poverty, disease, crime, ideology, or religion.

Berry Cumbernickle: Dude, how do you think aliens would react if they came across earth and see how we catfished them by not including all the shit we've done on earth in the Voyager Golden Record???

Bob Fisher: Dude we're fucked.

by Berry Cumbernickle December 28, 2018


Selling my record

Making dumb Decisions and messing something up f

Josh:β€œBro I can’t make it to the party”

Bob:bro your selling my record

by June 10, 2022


Red Blue Records

A pretty terrible record label. Dominated by power-pop bands that make teenage girls wet themselves. The only two decent bands on the label are The Venetia Fair, who is pretty amazing, and Ice Nine Kills, who used to be great until they decided to sell out completely to scene kids and start using border-line auto-tune and focus on their aesthetic more than their music.

"I wish Red Blue Records would sign us, but we don't have matching hair-cuts, colorful flannel shirts, or use vocal enhancers and keyboards."

"Yeah dude, sometimes I wish I made music for money and not passion."

:(

by Austavious Rex May 16, 2010

49πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


serial killin records

Sickest label in underground rap. Also reffered to as SKR

I raped sum bitchez smokedz sum fatties and worshipped satan all at the same time thanks to Serial Killin Records

by KillnBtchz247 March 31, 2009

43πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Record your pronunciation

You can now record your pronunciation of any word you upload for submission!

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by LarstaiT November 5, 2003

21πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


record player

when your in the movies and a dumb bitch is not giving what you came for you slowly move her hand right on top of your penis and she will do the rest.if she moves her hand away just dont talk to her for awile she see whos boss.

yo broske, i was at the movies with my bitch and i pulled the record player, she movied her hand back so i slaped her.

by Chris Calandra March 30, 2005

4πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


egg world record

This is a instgram post where they want to reach over 18 million likes

Do you think the egg world record will be the most liked post on insta

by Meme boi!123 January 12, 2019

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž