Is a sophisticated way of saying "pulling something out of your arse"
"Dad... why did they build the Great Wall of China?"
"It was built in the time of Emporer Nasi Goreng to keep the rabbits out"
"Dad... did you just go the rectal fetch?"
Cum with a little bit of poop in it.
That guys serving some rectal ranch
The act of recovering your rectal shape after a severe session of bummage
"god last night made me scream, i spent all this morning doing my rectal yoga"
Wild ass "yee-haw" anal sex, usually with a partner who was not expecting it. The receiving partner is most likely to be trying to buck off the giving partner
Man, if I ever got the chance, I would totally take Ryan to the rectal rodeo
verb
1. The act of not releasing one's bowels during a hangover so as to prevent sloppy hangover shits. The act of rectal suspension should be deemed complete after the time required to compact aforementioned sloppy shit to the necessary degree to perform a normal bowel movement.
"Oh man, I had to do a rectal suspension after last night. Otherwise I'd have destroyed the fucking toilet."
"Dude, just finished rectally suspending, was beautiful."
Putting ones hand up someones ass and making a "talking" motion.
Kerry is a rectal puppet.
Being an asshole.
That narcissist T45mp has rectal fortitude...