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Deposit Return Scheme

The act of shitting into a bottle and returning it to the deposit Return machine for 25c

I just deposit return schemed. It wasn't easy shitting into the neck of a bottle but then I cut in half and then glued back together after I'd defecated

by V falls December 29, 2025


pit of no return

That little hole in between two car seats, where once something falls in, it is way too difficult to retrieve.

Some of my coins slid into the Pit of No Return the other day, and I gave up trying to get them back after 20 minutes grueling effort.

by b o n k April 14, 2021


Return eX

Former dark lord of another dimension. Return eX became a mysterious neutral ninja of the shadows.

Your explanation was as clear as Return eX

by Eldwin March 14, 2004


rovers return

Sexual position, taking a lady from behind e.g doggy style

I caught my best mate giving my girlfriend a rovers return

by phantomphil March 2, 2021


mat return

Wrestling term. When you return your opponent to the mat.

Did you see that mat return? Yeah Emmi is a good wrestler!

by matreturn on instagram March 13, 2017


Return To Spender

Da way you should mark an envelope containing an astronomical department-store/online-merchant invoice dat someone who had "gone wild with his credit card" has sent to you and blubberingly asked if you would pay off his bill for him. Hey --- we are all responsible for our actions, so unless there was actually a prior agreement, it's not up to someone else to "bail you out" if you are not wise/thrifty with your purchasing!

I always try to be very frugal and carefully calculate how much I am paying for an actual/virtual cart of merchandise, so that hopefully I can avoid having any "Return To Spender" letters' winding up in my mailbox!

by QuacksO September 22, 2020


the-yeet-man-returns

A sentence you say out of hope, or out of fear if you are a normie or a thot.

(Person 1):"There's no hope, it's over!"
(Person 2):"No, the-yeet-man-returns!"

by the-yeet-man-returns November 7, 2019