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The act or feeling of agression towards the dumbasses that share the nations hiways with one.
Road rage: if you don't have it, you're probably causing it.
The act of receiving a blow job while driving while snorting cocaine off of the top of the head of the girl who is giving you said blow job.
Dude, what's it called when you get road head and snort coke at the same time?
You mean Road Blow?
the rule that every driver on earth believes that anyone driving slower than they are is an idiot and those driving faster must be assholes.
Look at this idiot driving 50. Holy shit! Did you see that asshole?!?
When you type a location in your phone gps, but then it goes batshit crazy and gives you a route that looks like Spaghetti, that will probably take you a while to figure out.
"I think I'm going to be late, my gps just went road ramen on me.
"Dude.. yesterday when I was trying to get to your house, I made a wrong turn or some shit and then my gps just went road ramen, and it took me a fucking while to find it."
scariest place to be alone in scunthorpe . ghetto and full of crime . natural habitat of drug dealing , greasy takeaways , spooky foreigners and chavs . syringes and needles at every lamp post . diverse in the sense of different choices of alcohol at every corner shop . enter at your own risk .
"wanna go eat at that fake halal kfc ?"
"on frod road ? im alright thanks"
Cyclists that act like they own the road .
A cyclist that wants to be treated as a pedestrian , yet acts like a motorist.
Cyclist1 to cyclist 2 & 3 : “Let’s ride next to eachother and block traffic because we can”
Normal person: “Look at those fucken plonkers, what road mosquitoes!! I want to RAM them!”
When a male goes down on a female while driving.
I made Matt road chow me on my way to family dinner, had his face looking like a glazed doughnut once we arrived.