robot in the ceiling

(1) A comment that when taken in context makes little to no sense.

(2) A non-sequitur

(3) An answer to a question that was not asked

(In a DJ booth at a radio station)
Matt: "All the equipment's supposed to be new right?"
Alex: "Yeah, there used to be a robot in the ceiling."
Matt: "I just meant how all the equipment's supposed to be new."

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awkward robot

Similiar to the awkward turtle, the awkward robot shows up when things are getting uncomfortable. Generally played by a third person witnessing the scene, the awkward robot moves their arms in a slow, mechanical, chopping motion while swaying from side to side. Bonus points for saying "Awkward Robot" in a robot voice.

J. Dog: "Dude! I scored with the hot red head from the Steak and Shake last night!"

Ronnie: "Hey you A-wipe, that's my sister!!!!"

Sadie: "oooo... awkward robot." (makes awkard robot motion)

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meat robot

Subordinate or underling who performs simple tasks according to strict instructions. They are not allowed to think or make decisions. They are typically created by a micro-managing hierarchy.

The VP of services has turned everyone in that department into a meat robot.

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robot master

A character in the Megaman (a.k.a. Mega Man) series of games (usually, but not necessarily a boss) who is an anime robot whose name ends with Man. There are over eighty of them.

Guts Man is Dr. Wily's favorite robot master. Really!

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Robot spider

A spider with robot parts added. A spider cyborg if you will.

It is NOT however, a Spider robot, see Spider robot

"Wow, look at that cool spider robot!"

"No, thats a robot spider."

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Robot Fuck

When two people have sex and there's no passion and its all robotic and shit. Usually, one person finds no pleasure.

/All done in robotic voice, hence the robot fuck/

Jenny: Oh yes. This is amazing.
John: Oh yeah. I think I am about to let off my load.
Jenny: This is so passionate. Im about to cum.

...9 hours later
Jenny: Yep.. Almost there.
John: Yes. Me too. Oh wait. There it went. It felt so amazing.

...14 hours later

Jenny: Yep. Almost there. I can feel it coming.
John: Zzzzzzzz.

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robot whore

A female that is pre-programmed, usually through extensive psychological abuse at a young age, to be extremely easy to bed.

"Dude, I'm so horny right now I could screw a snow mound!"

"Bro, why don't you try Gina? She's a robot whore!"

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