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Magneto, the character from X-men!
William: Hey Jeff doesn't Ron Paul look really familar?
Jeff: Yeah, that's because he is actually Mangneto...
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God bless Ron Jeremy! You know if he wasn't a porn star, he couldn't get laid without paying for it! And the only reason he's a porn star is because he is blesse with a 10-inch schlong!
I walked in on your sister getting fucked doggystyle by Ron Jeremy!
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The perfect comeback in any situation, exclaiming "Ron's Mom" is a get-out-of-jail-free card
"You're fat."
"Oh yeah? Well, Ron's Mom."
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Acts as comic relief in Harry Potter series. Harry's BFFL('biffle'). 2nd youngest of 7 siblings. Tall and gangly with red hair and freckles. Marries Hermione. etc
Ron Weasley just set fire to the potions lab.
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The act of a giant black man beating a little white dude with glasses.
Did you see Shaq "ron artest" Harry Potter till he was a bloodie mass of puss?
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A beast of an athletic specimen that whales on fatass, drunk Piston fans that have several criminal convictions already (and small penises, bad hygiene, STDs and other things associated with Det-RIOTers). Could singlehandedly take over Fallujah.
Bitch don't piss me off or I'll go Ron Artest on you!
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The best comedian out of the Blue Collar Comedy Group. Known for wearing all black suits, smoking cigars and drinking scotch whiskey while on stage.
Ron White's signature line is, "They call me Tater Salad."
(Bill Engvall's is "Here's your sign", Larry's is "Git-r-done", and Foxworthy's is "You might be a redneck")
Most of his bits are about over priced things, being married, traveling, and stupid situations and/or people.
He has 3 CDs out:
- Tater Salad (his alias)
- Drunk in Public
- You Can't Fix Stupid
He is a brilliant comedian and very funny to listen to.
His only problem is that he's very slow on making new material.
"I got kicked off of the high school debate team for saying, "Yeah, well FUCK you!"
- Ron White
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