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The unconditionally loved Adelaide City Girl in the life of Celebrity Pete Laan She's funny, sexy, smart and adorable.. a true dazzler on the eye's of anyone 😻
Girl A) omfg! When will Pete Laan EVER stfu about this Adelaide girl Ambeh Rose?
Girl B) rofl! I don't think he EVER will! He adores Her, loves Her, even wrote a guitar love song about her for Facebook and scored over 1000 views on it! She's the Perfect girl for him in his eyes.. they were actually Facebook engaged for four months! Word has it he called the engagement off and went back to Facebook Single just recently because she was taking fordayzzzz to marry him 🤣💍 But she know's he still loves her the same anyways! They're so damnnn cute!! Please DO get married guys, Awww!! 💏
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While playing basketball—taking a jump shot and having the defender slide their foot under the shooter, in hopes that the shooter will land on the defender's foot and injure the shooter's ankle or foot.
Also can be referred to as, "Bruce Bowened"
He Jalen Rosed me.
I got Jalen Rosed playing ball the other day.
When you've fucked up and pissed of your wife/girlfriend or whomever, you go buy some expensive roses, shower, shave, and put on a clean shirt, and show up at the offended party's house or apt., with the appropriate hangdog expression and present her with said roses, and ask forgiveness, and try to convincingly promise never to do it again. If you're lucky and she's sweeter than your dogass deserves, she'll accept the roses, invite you in, and you'll have hot makeup sex. From a collection of short stories of the same name by musician Steve Earle.
Wife's sister: "You stupid piece of shit, you've really pissed her off this time. If she kicks your sorry ass out, you richly deserve it!
You: "I know, I know. Do you think she'll accept this expensive bottle of wine and bouquet of doghouse roses?
Wife's sister: "I wouldn't but she might."
The rarest naturally occurring phenomonon. This term refers to the one you find who makes you forget about everyone else you have ever known. The woman who redefines love in your eyes. She makes you forget your own name. She reshapes your goals and dreams because all you want is to make her the happiest girl in the world. She is driven and hardworking in everything she does. She is way smarter than you but that is okay! She understands you like no one else ever has. She makes your eyes light up and your heart begins to race whenever she walks into the room. Her smile makes you forget all your worries. She likes country music but doesn't worry she will make you like it to just give it time. She has not had a perfect life but she is content and grateful for all the beautiful gifts of the world. Miss Rose is the most wonderful person you have ever or will ever meet, so don't let her slip away.
*Why are you smiling like that?*
*Oh, Nothing I just got back from hanging out with Miss Rose.*
*Life is a dream and I am sleepwalking thanks to Miss Rose.*
*Your standards are too high.*
*No, I am waiting for Miss Rose.*
Someone far less credible than Peter Monn.
Did you hear Channon Rose didn't even have anything about her on urban dictionary until some idiot decided that they were clever and created this?
Chicago Bulls starting point guard, 2008-09 NBA Rookie of the Year, and the future face of the Bulls and NBA. Born and raised in Chicago, Rose played at Simeon Career Acadamey and the University of Memphis before becoming the 1st overall pick by the Bulls in the 2008 NBA draft.
In his first ever playoff game, Derrick Rose set a record with 36 points in a victory over the Boston Celtics.
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A teenager half vampire (Dhampir) from the Vampire Academy series, total smart-alleck but still is a good girl. Nicknamed "Roza" by her lover Dimitri. She's in love with her mentor Dimitri, who's also seven years older than she is. Rose is shadow kissed and also is an amazing body guardian set on becoming the official guardian of Vasilissa (lissa) Dragomir.
"Rose. Roza. Open your eyes." I'd never heard his voice so strained, so frantic. "Don't go to sleep on me. Not yet."
I squinted up at him as he carried me out of the building, practically running toward the clinic. "Was he right?"
"Who?"
"Victor... he said it couldn't have worked. The necklace." I started to drift off, lost in the blackness of my mind, but Dimitri prompted me back into consciousness.
"What do you mean?"
"The spell. Victor said you had to want me... to care about me... for it to work." When he didn't say anything, I tried to grip his shirt, but my fingers were too weak. "Did you? Did you want me?"
His words came out thickly. "Yes, Roza, I did want you. I still do. I wish... we could be together."
"Then why did you lie to me?" We reached the clinic, and he managed to open the door while still holding me. As soon as he stepped inside, he began yelling for help. "Why did you lie?" I murmured again.
Still holding me in his arms, he looked down at me. I could hear voices and footsteps getting closer. "Because we can't be together."
"Because of the age thing, right?" I asked. "Because you're my mentor?"
His fingertip gently wiped away a tear that had escaped down my cheek. "That's part of it," he said. "But also... well, you and I will both be Lissa's guardians someday. I need to protect her at all costs. If a pack of Strigoi come, I need to throw my body between them and her."
"I know that. Of course that's what you have to do." The black sparkles were dancing in front of my eyes again. I was fading out.
"No. If I let myself love you, I won't throw myself in front of her. I'll throw myself in front of you."
Excerpt from Vampire Academy, featuring Rose Hathaway and Dimitri Belikov
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