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Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory

It has been theorized that when Chuck Norris goes to Soviet Russia, everything is normal for him.

Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory in effect:
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks ass.

by Kailman / The Thunder May 26, 2010

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ukraine and russia war thing

war thing that is bad and why it exists is not known to me because idc lol

also the

ukraine and russia war thing is bad

by NameRandom56789 June 9, 2022

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the unofficial embbassy of russia

Me, Tiger Woods, a hippie, a fat man,
a jew, and the Bread-man control The
unofficial embbassy of Russia!

Me, Tiger Woods, a hippie, a fat man,
a jew, and the Bread-man have diplomatic immunity!

by person yo-yo September 13, 2003

1๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


kids who are obsessed with Russia as a joke

typically, retarded sounding ass kids who think they are funny, when indeed they are always very annoying and bitchy, usually they blast german or Russian anthems and songs for everyone to know how fucking annoying they are.

"Hey bro, listen to this Russian anthem made from note blocks in Minecraft! it's so funny."
kids who are obsessed with Russia as a joke

by fedsbeds November 24, 2021


I'm not from Russia, I'm from the UKRAINE!

The line that is used when someone is from the Ukraine and you ask them if they are from Russia. They usually will be very rude to you when saying this and will have no remorse. If you are educated in history, you will know that the Ukraine has simultaneously been a part of Russia on and off again, even prior to the USSR, so don't bother asking them what the difference is, they will just yell at you, in public.

Person 1 "I love your accent, are you from Russia?"
Person 2"I'm not from Russia, I'm from the UKRAINE!"*yelling with furry*
Person 1"Okay, okay. Still the same thing though."

by KatilinaFeva September 26, 2011

65๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


I am a 22 year old female from Russia

I am a 45 year old man from Bangladesh.

Hello internet user. I am a 22 year old female from Russia and I have fallen to love with your profile. Please send money.

by x_404_err0r_x January 27, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

Pluh

person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

person 2: pluh

by pluh ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ August 24, 2023

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