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when you masturbate out of no other option
"Man no girl would ever have sex with me so i gotta do a little self-loving
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A self-righteous person acts superior to his peers because he believes his moral standards are perfect. This "moral smugness" is condescending by nature and is usually found offensive by others.
Self-righteousness is a way unintelligent and nonathletic people can retain a sense of superiority. Various cults and religions promote self-righteousness in an attempt to convert the average person, who feels immoral by comparison.
Joe: Hey, I downloaded this awesome movie! Want to go watch it?
Tim: You DOWNLOADED it?
Joe: Yeah..?
Tim: *Sigh* That's immoral and against the law. I would never do that.
Joe: You're a self-righteous tool.
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when you advertise one of your own accounts, clothing etc.
Dude don’t self promo your Snapchat too much.
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Referring to one (normally a female) who is so hideous, revolting and/or disgusting that one would rather place a bag over one's head in the hope of suffocating, thus leading to death, as opposed to having intercourse with said person/female.
A spoof of "bag her and tag her" and the grocery store checkout method.
I passed a girl the other day that was possible the most disturbing thing I had ever seen. She was a definite self bagger
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The act of ejaculating on ones own face.
"Last night I was really lonely.. so when I was cumming I decided to self bukkake on myself"
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Self amused people do shit they find funny because THEY find it funny and are therefore amused by it. The Self amused don't care about what others think and live in the self amused bubble of positive vibes. These people find loads of things amusing, from the little things to the negative things. Their emotions are not influenced by the negative vibes of others. Everybody at the party might be having a crappy time but the self amused Tom, is having the time of his life.
Julien: Why is John wearing a t-shirt with Donald Trump printed on it ?
Max: He finds it funny, he's a self amused mofo
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