When you have been out in the sun for so long that your taint is mess of ass juice and ball sweat.
After his round of golf in 90 degree heat his pants were clearly marked with a sweaty-kevin.
When your sweaty sausage hole lets out sticky milk at a nude beach in July
Last Sunday I was at the beach and a girl looked at me and screamed, " SWEATY STAGOLA!"
Proper Noun: Queen of the Grapevine, master manipulator. keeper of secrets. Covets Huckleberry Finn and his Fucklord 50KK
Geoffrey: Yo dude, I'll let you in on a secret, but you have to promise not to tell... *looks around covertly* ... the Sweaty Duchess
Sweaty Duchess: DID SOMEBODY SAY SECRET?????????
Geoffrey: AA FUCK RUN DUDE SHE's COMINGGGggjdgsdG:Gsdgds
Sweaty Duchess: *cleansing hands of residual blood* sorry sis. no secrets in this house
This is something you call a person when they are sweating profusely and are a dick at the same time
Oi bro, look over there isn’t that Graham?
The bro: Yes it is he is a sweaty dildo
Eww a sweaty dildo what a dick he must be
Any protruding solid log of fecal matter. Usually one which requires heavy physical exertion to contain within one’s anal grasp.
Kaben: “what’s going on with Braden?”
Rich: “I don’t really know he is concentrating on something pretty hard”
Kaben: “Must have a sweaty indian”
A hereditary venereal disease that afflicts the male body and causes it to produce copious amounts of perspiration at the slightest bit of physical exertion.
Oh man, Mark just carried some boxes across the parking lot. He’s gonna have a bad case of Sweaty Henson later…
The hottest man on the face of the earth. He can make a straight guy become gay. He sweats a lot because his silky brown hair is so thicc just like his but.
Oh, that’s sweaty sergio over there!