Smooth Sailor

A drink most commonly consumed by those who attend Eckerd College. A bitch drink. For those lacking the ability to handle their liquor.

Bro 1: Brah, I can make you a gnarly Smooth Sailor.

Bro 2: Dude, man up and take a shot.

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Sailor's wank

The practice of numbing one's action hand, generally through circulation restriction or ice application, for the purpose of pseudo-auto-erotic masturbation.

I.e., it feels like someone else is doing it. Popular extensions include shaving and manicuring the hand to give a visual as well as sensory illusion.

So called due to the increasingly eccentric and imaginative masturbation aids that long periods at sea causes.

Seaman Staines: Ahoy! Why is there no ice in the freezer?
Master Bates: Because I just used it all to numb my hand and rub out a cheeky Sailor's wank all over your insoles.

and

Captain Jack Sparrow: Ahar, me matey. Where's me rubber bands for me hair?
Roger the Cabin Boy: Sup Jack. I took your hair bands for an extravagant Sailor's wank on the poop deck. I can offer you this delicious, creamy white conditioner in return?

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sphincter sailor

somone who likes it up the butt... AKA butt pirate

justin beiber is such a sphincter sailor. he will love getting prison fucked

Sailor's Douche

When one washes off their genitals in a sink between sex partners due to not having time to take a shower between dates.

Bryan had a sailor's douche after porking Brenda because he didn't have time to take a shower before his date with Amber.

sailor bro

a person who would otherwise be a bro, but sails; this would mean that they have some critical thinking skills, and rather than knowledge of lifting, they can offer knowledge of all things sail related.

Bro: "Do you even lift bro?"
Sailor Bro: "I get my lift on with Clifton... do you even sail bro?"

star sailor

one who sails the stars.

yo did you know he was a star sailor?

Sailor Boomer

A Sailor Moon fan who only watches the 90s dub of the original anime made by DIC Entertainment and Cloverway Inc and will refuse to watch the original Japanese subbed, the Viz Media dub, Sailor Moon Crystal, or even read the original manga.

They're most commonly found in comment sections of "DIC Dub vs. Viz Dub" YouTube videos, screeching about how much better the old dub is.

They're basically the Genwunners or SpongeBoomers of the Sailor Moon fandom. Take caution, they're extremely toxic people.

Person 1: "Ugh, I can't believe that Hulu doesn't have the old dub of Sailor Moon! Viz Media ruined 20 years of DIC magic!"

Person 2: "Ok, Sailor Boomer."