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Don Pollo: "salsa y picante y no fuimo mmmm" *phone ringing*
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When you cum in a girl and then you start shaking her violently until you or the girl passes out or throws up.
Matthew said " I gave her the Midwestern Salsa last night and she is going to break up with me now due to me giving her the Midwestern Salsa."
When a vegan reasserts an omnivorous companion a product the vegan ingested was indeed vegan and not "One of those Kinds of salsa with beef in them" to kill curiosity in the omnivore's mind in an eventual plot to rule the world through a green revolution of peace and open-beingness in nature. Amen.
"Last night I was eating this vegan salsa and chips"
"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"
When you blow a fart, but a chunky mixture is extruded from your anus into your panties. Since you eat a lot of vegetables, it shows.
Men scoop it out and eat it with corn tortilla chips as they pass you around sexually.
You are literally the life of the party
Nancy made us some fart salsa, so while we took turns banging her, all us others grabbed some chips and scraped her panties clean.
When you save up hot sauce packets in a paper bag. When you have enough that it weighs the same amount as a baby, You have made a salsa baby.
Y'all need to get that Diablo Sauce from the Salsa Baby. OK sugar?
Man, my taco got cold.
- Dude ,just put some of that spicy salsa on it.