A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.
Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."
Ex 2:
Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"
Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"
Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"
Friend 2: "Oh, word"
A flipping hot samurai who loves dancing
...ok, it's a song. Sung by Gakupo.
Person: *dances their face off*
Gakupo: Good, my child. WE MUST ALL BE A DANCING SAMURAI!!!
A person who sucks on Asian penis due to their gag reflex being unable to handle any other race.
:Jeez Sandy has sucked off like 3 Asian guys this month!
:Dude, that’s cause she’s a samurai sword swallower.
A boner pill like Cialis or viagra. Makes u fuck like a samurai. Makes u the master swordsman. Musashi
“The Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but I’m on a goddamn samurai pill!”
-Dracula Flow 4
Adj.
Full of samurai or involving samurai.
*Most commonly used in reference to anime or manga, but not exclusive to either.
1. Samurai Champloo is one seriously samuraiful anime.
2. Rurouni Kenshin is a samuraiful manga set in the Meji era.
3. Your cosplay outfit is sublime in its samuraifulness.
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Kingdombe Artsse Fenryrs AKAs Sauces Samurais
Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.
I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.