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Dog droppings/turds found on your lawn.
My neighbor's dog dropped off some lawn sausage this morning.
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When a man doesn't wash his junk for a week, and gets his girl to go down on him.
"Geez Rick, what the fuck is that smell." "Oh yea, I haven't washed my dick and balls in a week. Jenna wants sausage and gravy tomorrow!"
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Simply...To masterbate
Excuse me a second i must go to the bathroom for a sausage handshake
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When a man & woman are spooning naked and his penis goes between her butt cheeks just like a sausage in the bun.
Can we put the sausage in the bun?
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When you put your penis into someones flab rolls and thrust it back and forth.
Girl: I'm feeling horny
Boy: Fancy a sausage roll?
Girl: Are you saying I'm fat!?
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Coloquial derogatory terminology describing a lesbian. Typically used between groups of "lads"
"You know Chrissie, the sausage dodger down the road...."
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(n) Dog turd deposited in the grass.
Watch out where you step! This yard is filled with lawn sausages.
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