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Oh the humanity, my ass icthes so damn bad from the excess poop scotch left behind.
I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.
I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.
Oh golly gee, I obviously cut my turd off to early, being that I've been wiping poop scotch of my itchy brown eye all day.
Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.
What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.
When you smoke a pipe and have a charge!
I’ve smoked that much puff, I feel scotched!
Refers to your not being charged and/or incarcerated for an indiscretion, due to whether or not you'd consumed alcohol during the period when you'd committed said crime.
Believe it or not, being intoxicated can sometimes actually be a defense in a criminal case, especially if the culprit merely committed a misdemeanor instead of something more serious... if he was drunk at the time, he can often get away scotch-free! Disgusting, but true.
A moderately-active jumping-type game that people play while imbibing beer and whiskey.
I tried playing hops-scotch with my drinking-buddies, but I was already so tipsy that I kept falling over and thus getting eliminated from the game.
When your wearing a kilt and bending over and someone quickly runs up unexpectedly and shoves a dry finger into your rectum.
I lost the log toss competition because of the pain I received from getting a Scotch Fillet.
she asked the waiter “can I have a side of your scotch broth 😉”