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one min your okay the next your drowning
I just scuba livin, ups & downs all day everyday
Scuba Dating
(verb) /ˈsko͞obə ˈdādiNG/
Definition:
A style of romantic involvement where one person dives way too deep, way too fast — forming intense emotional attachments early on, often before really knowing the other person. Like scuba diving without checking your oxygen tank, it’s risky, immersive, and usually ends with someone surfacing too quickly (and getting hurt.)
Example:
"We’d only been on two dates and he told me he could see us getting married. Classic scuba dating."
"She’s sweet, but total scuba — had our future kids named before we even kissed."
The act of sex where a bearded male gives oral sex to his partner underwater. Also called a wet santa.
Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.
To dip the tip of one's penis into the toilet water before urinating, thus peeing silently.
"You can use my bathroom but please be quiet, Scoop"
"No problem, I'll just take a scuba piss"
When I guy is going done on his girl and he’s super heavy breathing like he’s snorkeling
My mans most deft scuba steved me last night