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Homeless Scuba Diver

The act of sex where a bearded male gives oral sex to his partner underwater. Also called a wet santa.

Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.

by Dr. Knowitall MD August 15, 2011


Scuba Piss

To dip the tip of one's penis into the toilet water before urinating, thus peeing silently.

"You can use my bathroom but please be quiet, Scoop"
"No problem, I'll just take a scuba piss"

by texthetransmuter November 15, 2021


Scuba Steved

When I guy is going done on his girl and he’s super heavy breathing like he’s snorkeling

My mans most deft scuba steved me last night

by The things I come up with April 3, 2020