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Christmas Season is when the Christmas hype starts November 1st, stops on Thanksgiving and continues through until Christmas!! It is acceptable to listen to Christmas music in this time period.
*November 4th*
Lame Person- Why are you listening to Christmas music?
Awesome Person- Because it's Christmas Season!
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A person who's nudist behavior is determined by season. They usually live in areas with prominent winters, places with seasons where it could become much too cold to keep up their nudist behavior
Person 1: Dude, what's with Natalie the Nudist wearing that jacket outside?
Person 2: She has to keep from freezing so she's become a seasonal nudist
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Similar to other holidays like Christmas or Thanksgiving, your birthday season (also called "the season of your birthday") begins on the Friday afternoon before the actual birthday, and concludes on the Sunday evening after the actual birthday, giving the birthday boy or girl the benefit of multiple celebration days. In the event the birthday falls on an actual weekend day, the season of the birthday begins on Friday of the weekend prior, and ends on Sunday of the subsequent week. In no event should a Birthday Season be longer than 17 days.
My birthday is January 8th. In 2010 my Birthday Season (also called "the season of my birthday") begins January 1st and ends on Sunday, January 16th. It gives me plenty of time to celebrate my special day in separate events: party night with my work friends, party night with my girlfriends, party night with my pre-marriage friends, party night with my marriage friends, and any other circumstance that allows someone to celebrate the "season of me!"
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when your dingleberries are ripe and you need to go to the taurlet to pick your crop
Its been about 2 months, beter go to the john and see if its dingleberry season yet
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curv-sea.son\(kΓ»rv-siΛzΙn)\ noun. ext. of "curve/curved"(adj) Northern east-coastal American vernacular.
The time of year (typically after the March equinox & through the September equinox) in which the act of avoiding someone with half'assed excuses/flat out DISMISSING someone's advances - becomes rampant. Essentially, a "quick exit" when faced with being pursued by an unfavorable suitor. Often used as pick-up line - grenade - or ugmo repellent.
Lame excuses for the following, but not limited to...
β’ not wanting ANYTHING to do with you physically or romantically(present or future, while denying the past if any).
β’ having already gotten services rendered from you (be it free drinks/weed, a ride, money, oral sex, sex ect) and wanting you in their lives on more sporadic terms until more services are commissioned at a more convenient/(much) later date.
β’ clichΓ©s used when not wanting to get/be tied down in a serious/monogamous relationship.
β’ pacifying phrases given to a person in hopes that they're dumb enough to stick around while you're at play.
Synonyms; running game, letting down easy, brushed off, carried, stiff armed, getting phased out, (k)cattin' off"(-west coast).
Antonyms; Cuffing season
For an extensive on-going list of widely used, popular & CLASSIC clues to indicate when Curve Season may be upon you, see : twitter trending topic #CurveSeason
(Provoked & possibly coined by hiphop artist Joe Budden)
β’ "I have to work/church in the morning"
β’ "But I can't, my FRIEND likes you"
β’ "my phone died/didn't have any bars"
β’ "I didn't Ignore your call, I was asleep"
β’ "I can't give you my # but I'll take yours"
β’ "I DID call you back, your phone sucks!"
β’ "That's my mom on the other line"
β’ "lemme get your #" ; their response: "just add me on facebook!" (you requested them & got denied OR they only give you limited access w/their wall blocked)
β’ "I think you have the wrong number"
β’ "I would only hurt you"
β’ "I see you as a brother/sister"
β’ "I have a boy/girlfriend"
β’ "My roommate is drunk, I have to take care of them"
β’ "I'm on my period(for the 2nd time this month?)"
β’ when at a bar/club, typically AFTER a drink has been procured/consumed "I'm going the the bathroom. I'll be RIGHT back!"(she won't be back)
β’ "Nah, I don't take THOSE kind of pics, but you can send me one of you"
β’ "Ay beautiful, what's your name?" "Gretchen."
β’ "I didn't know we had plans"
β’ "i JUST masturbated... damn"
β’ "Que? No hablo ingles.."
β’ "I have cancer"
β’ "Im gay"
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1. A Season when football Starts
2. A very horrible and foul smell that you can only find in the football locker rooms
1. Yes! tomorrow is the start of Football Season
2. Pats Pants smell like Football season
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Usually during the spring and summer months when people who were previously in relationships during the winter break up with their girlfriend/boyfriend to be free for the summer and warm months so you can play the field and not be tied down during the best times of your life.
Jake: "Dude it's uncuffing season, you gotta break up with Jess."
Justin: "I know bro, I will boutta hook up with Sam and Jane."
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