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Student Services

A place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.

First Year Student: "I'm going to go to Student Services to get information and help with financial assistance!"
Fourth Year Student: "Haha, yeah...good luck with that."
*6 hours later*
First Year Student: "MOTHERFU--"

by Mostly Joking February 10, 2015


studsomer service

The act of flirting with your customers to get a bigger tip.

Isaiah earned an extra large tip by giving his client a little added studsomer service.

by tarrantboy November 30, 2009


service the rod

to receive or give oral pleasure to a man

Invite Kim over so she can service the rod.

by mr. nice guy February 17, 2005

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Xe Services

The company that is in charge of creating Blackwater. a.k.a. the best company ever created.

Guy 1: "I was just hired by the Xe Services."

Guy 2: "What does that mean?"

Guy 1: "I'm more awesome than you."

by blackdude2 July 4, 2010

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service networking

Generally a website (ex: RUNmyERRAND.com), where people can find others within their trusted community network to get things done. Inspired by Social Networking, Service Networking facilitates connections between people, and provides a trusted way to exchange services. From errand running to finding a plumber, Service Networking leverages the connections between people to provide trusted interactions of service within a community.

Sender: I just joined a service networking site, because I am so busy and need help with daily errands.

Runner: Service networking is a great way for me to help others in my community!

by Leah Busque February 10, 2009

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Industrial Service

Despite the implied innuendo, an industrial service is when you tip your waiter, waitress, busboy, valet, et cetera to be in on a joke with you, usually at the expense of your friends. An industrial service is not meant to be demeaning to the person being tipped, but more of a joke that you are tipping them to corroborate. Generally done for an inside joke with friends and a good story to tell, or for the vine.

Friend 1: "Man, I was so pissed when that hot waitress tripped me, but you guys were all in on it, so I kinda had to laugh along."
Friend 2: "Wait, we were in on it? What do you mean?"
Friend 1: "Evidently, Friend 3 tipped her so she would do it."
Friend 2: "Is that why she never got my drink right? She just kept giving me waters and club soda."
Friend 1: "No, that one was my industrial service."

by Yuri Tarded February 16, 2015

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natural service

submissive sexual intercourse.

this escort said:
I am open minded. R1mmng, six 9, front back, natural service Waiting for you at my comfortable Incall .

by bernie bernie August 12, 2017

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