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The body-vibrating sensation you get after drinking 3+ cups of straight coffee. The symptoms can range from involuntary foot-tapping to vibrating like a back massager.
I had the coffee shakes so bad this morning I stuck my toothbrush up my nose.
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When you’ve reached such an advanced age that when you shit yourself, you just shake the leg you’re not standing on and empty out your jeans and keep moving.
You can’t wear any underwear to perform a proper shake a shit!
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To challenge a social system in order to instigate change. Plays off the ideology that people are caged or imprisoned by The Man.
Protesters flooded the streets, stopping commuter traffic to shake the cage and support civil liberty.
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When someone says or does something that is usually unacceptable and makes people uncomfortable in order to make people talk about something
1.) Sarah: Are we still not gonna talk about uncle Charlie’s obsession with sitting at the kids table.
Aunt Gene: omg she’s shaking the table
2.) Publishing an article about racism in a town that has racial issues that no one generally talks about.
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When a gay man introduces himself to a straight man and pinches the end of his penis
I was at the piano bar and scooped some mans titty and he shaft shaked me lol
When a handshake is offered but your right hand is busy - such as while holding two beers or perhaps you're wearing a cast. Your only option is to shake with your left. If handled correctly, it comes off more as a low-five instead of an awkward hand-holding moment between two dudes.
When I turned, Dave had his hand out for a shake. He didn't see me holding my niece's hand, so I gave him a Southpaw Shake with my free one. No gayness.
When a girl gets a load of cum in her mouth then swishes it around as if it's a milkshake.
"I totally enjoyed thevery tastey cum shake I had last night."