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1) A raised flat portion of a sedan or coupe that is usually located behind the second row of seats. The rear shelf is on the same level as the trunk of a car making items placed upon them visible through the vehicle's rear window.
2) Someone with such a huge fat ass that you can place items on, for instance the entire Encyclopedia Britannica.
Dear god! Why won't the rear shelf stop making noise? Please kill me now.
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Refers to the time duration in which a pair breasts are free from the undesirable effects of time. Sagging, stretching, veining, and etc.
A set of DD's will have a lower shelf life than a nice firm set of C's.
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Having so much fat that you can you it as a dinner tray.
Your stomach sticks out so far you can sit a dinner plate on it is Shelf Fat
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When one becomes so enraged that they punch a hole in a wall, but later refine the opening into a serviceable aperture.
Person A: "What a lovely recessed mantle you have."
Person B: "Why thank you! My friend got so upset after losing in a video game, he stormed right over here and built a shelf."
building a shelf build shelf making a shelf rage quit butt-hurt
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a stupid Christmas tradition that kids believe is real
parents also move the stupid toy around to make their kids happy
wow mommy its an elf on the shelf!!!!!!
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basically the porn section of a mag section in a shop, dont look here unless u want dirrty looks
faye! that guy was just lookin at the top shelf!
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Getting head on top of a parking structure.
Alex Koukov got Top Shelf the other night.
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