Pathetic looking (gay or straight) male/female corporate yuppies, aged twenty or thirty something who go to Starbuckβs on a Saturday morning, order a vanilla flavored latte and sit down right next to a window with their laptops/notebooks, pretending to have heaps of work to be immediately done and emails to be answered, while all theyβre doing is leering and waiting for someone to pass by and engage in a chit-chat in hope of a long term relationship.
Rob's a hopeless starbucks single.
Let's get a coffe to go and check out the starbucks singles.
My boyfriend used to be a starbucks single but he quit going there when we started going out.
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A type of white trash. Someone who lives in a single-wide trailer, and is therefore not as committed to the trailer park as a double wide.
He's definitely only a single wide. He'll be out of the trailer park before his 25th birthday.
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A female who is the sole provider for their child(ren), financially and emotionally. This can be do to unforeseeable circumstances, such as death. Or by choice, such as artificial insemination. Often times these females are forced to seek government assistance, but is not always the case. Women who receive help from the other parent, child support or weekends at the other parents for examples could not be considered single moms. Though they are single, the other parent is still assisting them in rearing the child(ren).
Jane is an awesome single mom, her husband died so now she's doing it all on her own.
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noun:
describing a person just coming out of a relationship wishing to become a 'single mingle'. this means wanting time out of a relationship to be free and single, whilst mingling around.
verb:
to 'single mingle' around.
"although i'm upset to have broken up with Michael, i'm glad now i can be a single mingle again."
"ah finally, im free, now i can single mingle around!"
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When a single guy rufies a handful of ladies (3-6) at the same time, and takes them back to his place to "mingle."
Example 1:
Bro 1: Dude that party was so wild. I single mingled 4 girls in my dorm room.
Bro 2: I know! I single mingled 12, some of which had just left your room.
**Hi-Five**
Example 2:
Girl Roommate 1: I don't remember anything from last night, what happened? All I know is my ass hurts so bad.
Girl Roommate 2: Oh my gosh, me too! My b-hole is twice the size it was yesterday.
Girl Roommate 3: **Limps into the room** I think we got single mingled.
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A female who prides herself in independence and freedom. She is the life of the party, and the inventor of fun! She lives an exciting, fast-paced life which many envy. However, late at night when her head hits the pillow, she dreams of finding that person with whom to share her life of hopes, dreams, disappointments, and adventures.
"Are you going to Sofia's party? She's one of the last single woman we know! It'll be exciting!"
"Today's single woman is so rad! She can have it all; nothing slows her down."
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Being single so long you can detect a douche bag from a mile away.
Diana is so single saavy that she can recognize anyone wearing an Ed Hardy shirt is a douche bag.
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