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On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!
Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!
Arina: hey pavel
Pavel: yes?
Arina: *slaps*
Pavel: ow
Arina: happy slap your cousin day
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Day (everyday) when you can slap a physicist. Especially those who study at PMF, Zagreb
Filip is a physicist. Slap him on national slap a physicist day.
On April 16, it is where people slap men (preferably in the face) who are homophobic, racist, ableist, and misogynistic.
Anna: "Hey, why is everyone slapping everyone?"
Zoe: "It's Slap Ignorant Men Day!"
On November 10 you have to slap girl's ass. If she doesn't want to, slap it twice.
Boy *slaps girl's ass*
Girl: Why didi you do that?!
The boy: it's November 10, slap ass day
Fake Holiday that if it was real you would not be able to participate cause you get no bitches.
April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches
when the 16 of april you gonna slap some ass
ay kevin you know what day it is? yeah it's the slap ass day