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Tortilla Slap

Method of discipline involving folding a flour tortilla into thirds and lightly slapping child on the face.

Leaves no marks but a bruised psyche.

He was throwing a tantrum so I tortilla slapped him.

"Why is he acting so good today?"

"I gave him a pre-emptive tortilla slap before we came over"

by BAMF_Parent January 16, 2010

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Turd Slapped

The act of defiling an object or individual through the use of animal or human feces.

Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.

Bob: "Andy returned his worksuits, but they smell like shit."

Boss: "Geez, they smell bad. This one has a long brown stain on it"

Bob: "Oh wow. I think Andy Turd Slapped you"

by Sir Dumps the Boss January 22, 2007

14πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Victory Slap

The act of a male ejaculating his baby juice onto his hand and proceeding to slap his partner in the face.

β€œHey Tom, did you try the victory slap last night with your wife?”
β€œYea, her face is still red.”

by Biggucciskeet March 31, 2019


Timmy Slap

When someone ejaculates into their hand and slaps an unsuspecting victim with said hand.

That girl walked in on him jerking it so he Timmy Slapped her!

by BrianHoffplinker December 4, 2012

174πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


slap the sheets

to participate in the act of sleeping

I couldn't slap the sheets until she licked the yoat off my leg.

by Tetay October 28, 2006

36πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


sandusky slap

The slapping sound heard during anal intercourse in the shower.

I could hear the sandusky slapwhen I walked by the showers coach. Are you sure they were just horsing around?

by Pimp State November 12, 2011

46πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Slap the Bass

what exotic bass players do to show off their dominance as an instrumentalist .

slap like now,
also Slap the Bass

by monkeymonger August 21, 2019

26πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž