Method of discipline involving folding a flour tortilla into thirds and lightly slapping child on the face.
Leaves no marks but a bruised psyche.
He was throwing a tantrum so I tortilla slapped him.
"Why is he acting so good today?"
"I gave him a pre-emptive tortilla slap before we came over"
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The act of defiling an object or individual through the use of animal or human feces.
Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.
Bob: "Andy returned his worksuits, but they smell like shit."
Boss: "Geez, they smell bad. This one has a long brown stain on it"
Bob: "Oh wow. I think Andy Turd Slapped you"
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The act of a male ejaculating his baby juice onto his hand and proceeding to slap his partner in the face.
βHey Tom, did you try the victory slap last night with your wife?β
βYea, her face is still red.β
When someone ejaculates into their hand and slaps an unsuspecting victim with said hand.
That girl walked in on him jerking it so he Timmy Slapped her!
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to participate in the act of sleeping
I couldn't slap the sheets until she licked the yoat off my leg.
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The slapping sound heard during anal intercourse in the shower.
I could hear the sandusky slapwhen I walked by the showers coach. Are you sure they were just horsing around?
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what exotic bass players do to show off their dominance as an instrumentalist .
slap like now,
also Slap the Bass
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