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When a man ejaculates a huge load on his sex partners chest, and then with the speed and agility of a well trained Ninja, spins around and slams his pink sock into the love puddle. He then drags his pink sock through the puddle and down her chest and inserts it into her gaping vagina. (If at this time she gets pregnant you are bound to nickname your child slugger).
I did not know a girl could get pregnant after a slug slide, guess I was wrong.
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A term used in competitive Pokemon when the move Rock Slide flinches you two times in a row. Coined by Ambient League player Rukt, who lost a ULC match to this happening. The odds of a Rukt Slide happening are about 7%.
Wow I can't beleive I just lost that game to a Rukt Slide.
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(n.) *The crossing of multiple lanes on a highway or street fluently, without ever hitting a lane reflector between dotted lane paint.
Such a maneuver is said to reflect the purported style and prowess of the African. The recklessness of crossing several lanes simultaneously is also attributed, albeit arbitrarily, to the supposed recklessness of the African.
(v.) *Same as "nigger slide" as a noun.
a: "That was a mighty nigger slide, Jeff. Was that some 4 lanes?"
b: "T'was 6, my dear chap."
"That meanderin' African nigger slid his way to a roadside police beating."
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Often times the fastest way to get somewhere, even if it is the most dangerous.
The chance of fatally crashing a car on the interstate is about 1/10,000, but taking the cobra slide unprepared is a sure death sentence.
The act of surreptitiously sidling past two combatants as they are about to engage in mortal combat, knowing full well that at least one of them has reasonable cause to cut you.
James caught his wife cheating with his best friend, but that bitch did the Cersei Slide while they were both distracted.
One of the most depressing drinking games ever invented. Has origins in a depressing Brantford, Ontario, which is widely known as the birthplace of Wayne Gretzky as well as for being the once-home of Alexander Graham Bell. In the present day, Brantford is mainly home to meth heads and university students who didn't have good enough marks to get accepted to Laurier's Waterloo campus or the concurrent education program at Queen's.
The drinking game consists of a communal bottle of wine (or box, depending on how self-loathing you're feeling that day) that is shared with a group as a Bob Seger song plays in the background. The wine is passed around in a circle as the song plays, and the person in possession of the wine when the song stops has to chug whatever is left. There is no winner to this game, but it is presumed the loser is the first person who either begins crying or who relapses to whatever drug habit for which they are being treated.
"Hey man, I just got started on methadone, want to get together later and do the Seger Slide?"
When its 930pm, you go to the toilet on a night out and come back to find your 'mate' has gone home early and not told anyone.
"Stonkin' piss that! Hang on... wheres Nick?"
"Dunno" (looks around, looks at watch)
"Boys, he's done the Harrison Slide"