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Double-slit experiment

1) Licking two vaginas at the same time.
2) Some nerd physics thing.

I saw Chad do a double-slit experiment with Stacy and Sarah at the party last night! It was f*cking crazy!

by miesylilaudan January 29, 2021


shit your slit

The unpleasant result of an attempted bowel movement while one is gloriously inebriated and sitting on the stool, but while wearing long johns and being too glued up to realize the "slit" was not parted sufficiently to pass the turd, resulting in the movement being accidentally retained in the long johns and causing great ongoing grief amongst friends and famliy alike. Things like this are "why they call him Grodee".

"Grotee came back late that night, went to the men's room and shit his slit. I'm glad I didn't have to do his laundry."

by That's Why They Call Him Grodee December 1, 2003

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


slit-arse cunt

A term which originated in Nova Scotia meaning beyond evil ... a supreme cunt, see Ann Coulter

That ugly, slit-arse cunt is so vile she couldn't give a dog a bone!

by Tone 18 March 17, 2007

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


slit-wrist girlfriend

Your friend's crazy, slutty, insecure bitch of a girlfriend who threatens to slit her own wrists if the two were to break up.

They typically date cheating/abusive douchebags who remind them of their own rapist step-father, though they are the only ones unaware of the trend.

I hope derrick and his slit-wrist girlfriend dont show up tonight.

by arkansasPlumber December 5, 2007

13πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


rip dip and slit

Rest in peace, die in peace and slit (something). Used when you fucked up and cant do shit about it so you go with the flow.

"RIP DIP and Slit my will to live"

- Imanol HernΓ‘ndez

by Imanolh.xiii January 20, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


slit your wrists

A action a person takes when depressed or feeling an extream emotion. Usually used with the term 'emo'(short for emotional), the person is usually seeking attention from friends and/or adults-though not always. The action is a act of masochistism. Slitting your wrists is very harmful and can cause vital injury or suicidal occurances.

B: To slit your wrists is a act of masochistim, or an attempt of slicing your median vain(main nerve).

by __-SadisticlySurreal-__ November 30, 2006

58πŸ‘ 221πŸ‘Ž


slit his/her throat

horizontal cut across the neck using a sharp knife/object.
(caution:bloody)

What an a-hole! I'm gonna slit his/her throat!

by FOOGIKABUGI June 7, 2006

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž