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when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!
"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"
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This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of
If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some only cans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So i hope that you can handle 330mil
So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
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When you see a dog who is confused as to why he/she is floating in space.
"Omg look its a slotting grace!"
"Don't you mean floating space dog?"
"Same thing man..."
THE ASSHOLE
At IN N OUT BURGER the place you put your INDEX FINGER to yield a liquid of your choice.
STAGES FINGER
Someone who has set you up to be buffaloed at any SLOTS AND IN A CASINO.
Someone who FARTS to identify you where you are going when you go into p FART VAPOR AUTHORITY at the EXACT expected location.
It is the PERFECT FINGER to put in the STINK FINGER SLOT butt common sense will tell you that it becomes ST Iwhen it don't always STINK.
The LIQUID FINGER SLOT is the same as the STINK FINGER SLOT in the sense you have to use your STINK FINGER that you put in your STINK FINGER SLOT.
The STINK FINGER SLOT graces SHIT all the time so BE PREPARED that some ASSHOLE is going to get their LIQUID by putting their SHIT FINGER SLOT into the LIQUID FINGER SLOT while they still have SHIT in their STINK FINGER SLOT.
I have no idea how a person is set up to take big losses with any chosen STINK FINGER SLOT.
THAT FART really drove me deeper into the EXACT VAPOR as I t pointed me out where ever I went.
A female who is willing to exchange Intercourse for the Narcotic substance "Crack"
That ho just opens her legs to anyone willing to smoke some Crack with her, what a Crack Slot
The sweetest dessert in the world
So then she slurped up a giant batch of slot custard.